The Mighty Midgets

The last few days I’ve been hanging out the local hospital for work because we have some EMT students doing rotations in the ER. I’m basically here just in case something goes haywire or one of the students steps on his dick by doing something stupid. But I’m pretty confident that’s not going to happen. But I’m here because you just never know. That being said, I have been sitting in the cafeteria studying, watch a YouTube video here and there, and definitely people watching. I am just blown away on how many parents let their kids run around like fucking maniacs. I think its good that kids be kids. But the level of “I don’t give a shit about other peoples sanity” is at a all time high here. These mighty midgets are literally running around the cafeteria without a care in the world. And they are loud. LOUD. Is it bad that deep inside I want to trip them as they run by my table? Hmmm…probably huh. I mean, I wouldn’t ever do that. But that doesn’t mean I can’t think about it while grinning from ear to ear.

To top everything off there is a fucking ice cream machine here where the tables are located that sounds like the game area of the local fair. It’s fucking so irritating. The ice cream looks good but why does the machine have to be so fucking loud? Oh yeah…because I’m sitting in here. What the fuck was I thinking…

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